Habitat

Rouge Romantique - Bauhinia galpinii

|Bauhinia galpinii - ECU|

|Bauhinia galpinii - ECU|

What are we looking at?  Is it an old Cocteau Twins album cover?  The filaments of some psychedelic light bulb? What we're looking at is beauty.  Something so vivid, so mysterious, yet so romantic.  Have you ever seen such a symphony of hot color? Sometimes to see beauty you have to look closer, fall deeper, and allow yourself to let what you see wash over you. Here is one glorious case.  Maybe you've met before.  Maybe you haven't.  Let me introduce Bauhinia galpinii also commonly referred to as Red Bauhinia, Pride-Of-The-Kaap ("Cape"), or South African Orchid Bush.

|Bauhinia galpinii - floral profile|

|Bauhinia galpinii - floral profile|

Bauhinia galpinii is a semi-deciduous shrub that comes to us from Southeast Africa. I never encountered it until I moved to Los Angeles.  We first met when I spied it growing in an overgrown garden of some old hollywood star.  Its exotic flowers lured me in like the song of a siren.  Bauhinia galpinii can grow up to 10 feet tall and wide; 25 feet at maturity if provided with ample nutrients.  It tends to have a horizontal branching habit.  Branches are outfitted with bilobed, fan-shaped leaves that remind me, for some reason, of lily pads floating on a still pond.  The 3" flowers it produces are five petalled and look as if they are made from a richly delicate crepe paper. They appear mostly in spring.  Flower color appears in hues of vivid scarlet to soft salmon. Lightly pruning after bloom encourages bushier growth, keeping its size in check, and promotes a future of abundant flowering.

|Bauhinia galpinii - form + foliage + flower|

|Bauhinia galpinii - form + foliage + flower|

Bauhinia galpinii likes full sun, fertile, well-draining soil, regular water, becomes drought resistant once established, and is hardy to around 25 degrees fahrenheit/-3 degrees celsius.  There is something fantastical about this shrub.  Its presence in the garden or cut in a vase conjures a tropical vision so romantic, so soul satisfying, that it's as if paradise has been found.

Lemon Delicious - Justicia aurea

|Justicia aurea - CU buds|

|Justicia aurea - CU buds|

It is said that the color yellow is the color of creativity, courage, enlightenment, and optimism.  It is also a color that reminds us of the warmth of the sun.  It's a power color.  The Plant Provocateur believes it is a color of luxury.  In the case of Justicia aurea,  commonly referred to as Golden Brazilian Plume, that luxury is no more evident than in its stunning bloom and lush tropical foliage.

|Justicia aurea - bud + flower + form|

|Justicia aurea - bud + flower + form|

There is something so familiar, yet so exotic about Justicia aurea.  This evergreen shrub presents itself as a verdant treasure of lusciously large 12 inch pleated leaves steeped in refreshing spring color.  Hailing from the subtropical climes of Mexico and Central America, it possesses a jungle-like beauty in an elegantly upright manageable form that grows 4 to 6 feet tall and wide.  In late summer,  spires of whispy bracts telescope outward and upward to present lemon yellow buds that will ignite into a luminous torch of dazzling flowers as vibrant as the rays of the sun.

|Justicia aurea - form + flower detail|

|Justicia aurea - form + flower detail|

Justicia aurea prefers to grow in part sun/part shade locations.  It looks amazing, especially in the stillness of the late afternoon, where it seems to luxuriate and beckon you to come closer, leave your cares behind, and fall under its exotic spell. Justicia aurea likes fertile, well-draining soil, regular water, and is hardy down to around 30 degrees fahrenheit/-1 degree celsius.  This shrub benefits from being planted between plants that can shelter it from wind and potential frost exposure.  It also can be grown in a container indoors, but with full sun exposure.  It needs the warmth to bloom. Cutting plants back in early spring encourages lusher, bushier growth.  The more stems...the more beautiful torch-like flowers are likely to appear. It definitely gives off a chic vibe.  Very 'calgon-take-me-away'.  So, if you want to elevate your estate, so to speak, why not lavish your garden or home with some delicious lemon luxury.

Smokin' Hot Electric Lava Drops - Seemannia sylvatica

|Seemannia sylvatica - throat detail|

|Seemannia sylvatica - throat detail|

Have you ever stared down into the mouth of a volcano?  Take a closer look.  Can you feel the visual heat?  It makes me sweat with excitement just looking at it.  What you are looking at is the inside of the amazingly electric, tubular bell-like flowers of a plant from the Gesneriaceae family.  Same plant family as the African Violet.  Let me introduce you to 'Violet's' cousin from the new world tropics, Seemannia sylvatica also referred to as Gloxinia sylvatica and Bolivian Sunset.

|Seemannia slyvatica - foliage + form + flower|

|Seemannia slyvatica - foliage + form + flower|

Seemannia sylvatica comes to us from the eastern Bolivian slopes of the Andes.  It's a rhizomatous perennial that forms a trailing, yet bushy groundcover outfitted in narrow, satiny lance-like leaves.  Slight hairs on their surfaces give them that extra luster. Plants grow to around 2 feet by 2 feet in size.  When seasonal temperatures are on the cool side, Seemannia sylvatica punctuates its plush stems and foliage with lusciously luminous flowers that are symbolic of smokin'-hot-electric-lava-drops.  The color demands to be visually tasted, leaving you stimulated by its electric eruption of deliciousness. And if that weren't enough, the flowers continue to intoxicate with their stunningly seductive yellow-orange throats speckled with volcanic visions of rich, riotous red.

|Seemannia sylvatica - bud + bloom|

|Seemannia sylvatica - bud + bloom|

Seemannia sylvatica likes to luxuriate in part sun/bright light conditions with regular moisture and, ideally, some humidity.  It likes to grow in fertile, well-draining soil and is a colorful candidate to grow indoors as well as out.  It is fairly hardy down to 30 degrees fahrenheit/-1 degrees celsius.  Another thing to note is that it can get scorched and wilt in hot, dry conditions.

I first saw Seemannia sylvatica in the Conservatory at The Huntington Botanical Gardens.  Stopped me in my tracks.  If you want to check it out in bloom, visit late autumn through spring to catch the light show.  This is definitely one stylish plant to know and grow.  If you can find it (I've only seen it available online), get yourself one and bask in its electric awesomeness!

Close Encounters Of The Chef's Cap Kind - Correa baeuerlenii

|Correa baeuerlenii bud detail|

|Correa baeuerlenii bud detail|

What in the world?!  As if from the future, comes this fascinating flower formation that's sure to get your mind reeling.  What look like spotted upside-down hats were once flat flying-saucer like flower buds.  The Plant Provocateur is a sucker for the freaky flora and this super cool evergreen Australian shrub delivers the goods.  Don't know if you've met before but let me introduce you to the suavely supercool Correa baeuerlenii commonly referred to as the Chef's Cap Correa.  Correas are commonly referred to as Australian Fuchsia.  Correa baeuerlenii grabs The Plant Provocateur's attention a bit more than most correas because its flowers are so surreally sumptuous. Check it out.

|Correa baeuerlenii bud + flower formation|

|Correa baeuerlenii bud + flower formation|

One minute Correa baeuerlenii's flower buds look like a u.f.o. and the next they resemble a chef's cap or stovepipe hat!  So cool.  So unexpected.  Flowers are full of nectar and can bring the hummingbirds to the yard.  As an added bonus, Correas generally flower from late autumn to early spring, so when things are pretty dull and drab outside, they kick out a 'florific' fashion show of the latest in floral couture. Reminds me of the amazing hats my friend and milliner at House of Nines Design creates by hand.

|Correa baeuerlenii form + stem + flower detail|

|Correa baeuerlenii form + stem + flower detail|

And if the flowers of Correa baeuerlenii weren't fashionable enough, this handsome shrub structures itself with rich red stems and glossy green, tidy foliage giving it additional sophisticated style and verdant versatility in both, are you ready for it…. sun and shade situations.  Yeah, I said it.  Correas can grow well in both sun and shade situations, which can be a hard quality to find in most garden plants.  Now I must admit, I've seen this plant looking its most stellar in part-shade to shade situations.

Correa baeuerlenii tends to grow as a rounded shrub up to 4 feet tall and wide.  It can look smashing with an occasional prune for shape and encouragement of bushier growth.  It likes part shade situations, well-draining, composted soil, regular water, and is hardy down to around 15 degrees fahrenheit/-9 degrees celsius.  When temps get cold Cb's foliage tends to blush and turn red.  Giving us some festive realness.

Suave, debonair, fascinating.  Words to definitely describe one of the many awesome plants out there waiting to be discovered.  Why not invite Correa baeuerlenii into your plant lovin' world and watch it capture your curiosity.  From flying saucer to chef's cap…who would have thought?!

The Unique Mystique And Dandy Physique Of Rooistompie - Mimetes cucullatus

|Mimetes cucullatus floral detail|

|Mimetes cucullatus floral detail|

What in the world?!  Is it some sort of Tarantula?  No.  It's a new form of beauty.  Old world avant-garde for those seeking something a little different in their floral flair. Welcome to the world of Mimetes cucullatus also commonly known as the Common Pagoda or Rooistompie (meaning 'Red Stump').  This south african term is derived from the stump or stumps of this plant left after a fire and the new red growth that sprouts from it.  Mimetes cucullatus comes to us from the southwestern climes of South Africa's Cape Province.  It's in the Protea family and has not spent much time in the floral limelight.  Well, now is its time to shine.

|Mimetes cucullatus flower + form|

|Mimetes cucullatus flower + form|

Mimetes cucullatus, the name Mimetes is derived from the greek term for 'mimic',  is an upright, evergreen shrub that can grow up to 5 feet tall and wide.  It produces multiple stems of bushy growth.  New growth is blushed in tones that range from bright red to rich rosé.  Now, for those that are familiar with other protea this characteristic may seem familiar.  This shrub's characteristics are quite similar to those of some Leucadendrons and Leucospermums, however, there is one strikingly unique difference.  The distinctive flower heads of this shrub are more like a hybrid version of the previous genera.  Like Leucadendrons, they produce vividly colored bracts.  Like Leucospermums, they produce pin-like styles.  The difference is that the flowers of Mimetes cucullatus are produces directly below a leaf and emerge from a cylindrical hood.  Singly, the flowers are not much to write home about but, clustered in a colorful comb, terminally at the tops of stems, they resemble the fiery fantastical flames of a torch.  The look is seductively sophisticated and up until now been rarely seen by most plant lovers.

|Mimetes cucullatus details|

|Mimetes cucullatus details|

Mimetes cucullatus likes full sun locations, light, free-draining but moisture-rentative soil, regular water, and is hardy down to around 25 degrees fahrenheit/-3 degrees celsius.  It loves coastal conditions and benefits from pruning, which will keep you in red new growth year-round as well as give you some pretty cool floral cuttings.  Also, as it is in the Protea family, it does not like to be fertilized with phosphorus.  Results can be deadly.  It is indeed a plant with a unique mystique and a dandy physique. For those of you wanting your own try Annies Annuals or Australian Native Plants Nursery.  Tell 'em The Plant Provocateur sent you!

Is It Time To Slip Into Something...More Comfortable? - Phragmipedium schlimii

|Phragmipedium schlimii floral detail|

|Phragmipedium schlimii floral detail|

That's right.  Let yourself go.  Fall into a kaleidoscope of color.  But where are you headed?  Where will you end up?  You are going to a place of chic grandeur, far far away from the ordinary.  A place that soothes the soul and opens the mind with its stylish beauty.  Welcome to the fashionable fantasia of Phragmipedium schlimii. Phragma-what you say?  Phragmipedium schlimii is part of a group of elegant plants commonly referred to as South American Slipper Orchids.  This orchid comes from a history of obsession and greed.  One such species of it was discovered in Peru in 1981.  Once word got out, orchid hunters and paparazzi went wild, pillaging and destroying the site where it was found.  These orchids have the power to move or destroy mountains, so-to-speak.  Their beauty is that special!  Luckily, they are still with us by the power of  loving cultivation.  Why not grow some?!

|Phragmipedium schlimii floral profile|

|Phragmipedium schlimii floral profile|

Phragmipedium schlimii is yet another reason why the world should fall in love with flowers.  Something about the slipper shape is enchanting...like a fairy tale.  This particular slipper orchid comes to us from the Andes mountains running through Colombia, Ecuador, and Peru.  It grows as a terrestrial orchid on narrow hillsides in lower elevation tropical forests that receive bright light and ample soil moisture. Phragmipedium schlimii produce fan-shaped, strap-like foot long foliage.  Its pleated leaf radiates a fresh, grass-green finish.  It produces tall flower stems that can hold anywhere from 5 to 8 buds.  Velvety flowers open up 2 inches across with a white base color stained and freckled in arousing rose hues blazoned with a lemon colored keel.  Again, mother nature gives us another chic example of exotic elegance.

|Phragmipedium schlimii bud + flower + foliage|

|Phragmipedium schlimii bud + flower + foliage|

Phragmipedium schlimii likes bright light conditions and to be planted in either pure sphagnum moss, orchid bark mixed with pea-sized aggregate, or hydroponic expanded clay pellets.  Preferring bog-like conditions, it likes constant moisture, humidity, and warm temps (upper 50's fahrenheit/14 degrees celsius to upper 70's fahrenheit/25 degrees celsius).  Phragmipedium, in general, are sensitive to water. Distilled water works well.  It definitely is a greenhouse candidate.  But not all of us have a greenhouse handy.  So for those seeking the glory and grandeur of horticultural adventure, try growing it indoors in a deep plastic container and place that container in a shallow saucer with 2 inches of water.  Keep that water level as constant as you can but be sure to flush old standing water.  I hear that it can thrive in this scenario.  So I'm going to give it a go (going to an orchid sale tomorrow).  I'll let you know how it goes.  Stay tuned...

Kiss That Frog - Tricyrtis a.k.a. The Toad Lily

|Tricyrtis formosana var. stolonifera floral detail|

|Tricyrtis formosana var. stolonifera floral detail|

Can you handle the amazingness of such a vision?!  The architecture, the color, the opulence...it's out of hand and The Plant Provocateur loves it!  Mother nature has outdone herself again.  Welcome to the world of the plant genus Tricyrtis commonly known as the Toad Lily.  Tricyrtis come from places such as the Himalayas, the Philippines, Japan, and Taiwan.  So, what's with the common name Toad Lily?  How on earth could something so spectacular be considered 'toad-like'?  Well, there's this crazy story.  Let me set the scene.  It's the early 1970's.  The place is the Philippines.  It is alleged by some that an eccentric millionaire politician came up with a hoax to increase tourism.  This hoax involved the discovery of a Stone Age Tribe, known as the Tasaday, living in what was described as a 'Primeval Eden' somewhere in the Philippines.  The world and other enquiring minds wanted to know more!  Their tribal skills included catching frogs for food.  The method in which they demonstrated this was to crush Tricyrtis and rub the plant's juices all over their arms and hands.  The odor supposedly was a 'frog attractant' that caused wayward amphibians to jump into their hands making hunting for them a snap.  No more digging around in the muck.  It was, allegedly, that easy.  After much speculation about the authenticity of the tribe itself, many considered it all to be an act. Regardless, the common name Toad Lily remains.

|Tricyrtis formasana var. stolonifera bud + bloom|

|Tricyrtis formasana var. stolonifera bud + bloom|

I fell in love with Tricyrtis many years ago when a friend gave me a rather distressed looking clump in an old terra cotta pot.  He told me to be patient.  I was well rewarded!  Tricyrtis are perennial and resemble the woodland plant Maianthemum racemosum commonly referred to as False Solomon's Seal.  They grow as arching stems that get about 2 to 3 feet tall.  The species Tricyrtis formasana var. stolonifera spreads with runners to create clumps of plants up to 2 feet wide.

|Tricyrtis hirta 'Tojen' floral detail|

|Tricyrtis hirta 'Tojen' floral detail|

The species Tricyrtis hirta does not run, but does form clumps up to 2 feet wide.  In spring, Tricyrtis sprout and send up arching stems flanked with foliage.  Depending on the species the foliage can be spotted, fuzzy, outlined with colorful margins, matte, or glossy.  In late summer/early fall, inch long flowers of the most elaborate configuration, color, and pattern are produced.  They resemble jewel-encrusted orchids.  Seriously stunning!

|Tricyrtis hirta 'Tojen' flower + foliage + form|

|Tricyrtis hirta 'Tojen' flower + foliage + form|

In general, Tricyrtis like partial shade to bright shade conditions, rich, organic, well-draining soil, regular water, and are hardy down to -25 degrees fahrenheit/-31 degrees celsius.  Also, as Tricyrtis grow they tend to sprawl.  If control is your thing, stake and secure stems according to your aesthetic taste.  In fall, plants die back and wither.  Cut back in late winter/early spring in time for emergent new growth. They do well in containers and are best observed if you plant them close to pathways or place them somewhere where their amazing flowers can be seen, up close and personal, when they bloom. They are indeed a guilty garden pleasure; an opulent overload of horticultural hotness!

The Voluptuous Verve Of A Summer Sun - Cosmos sulphureus

|Cosmos sulphureus floral petal detail|

|Cosmos sulphureus floral petal detail|

You know that time of year when the daylight gets shorter and summer starts to become a memory?  You long for those beautiful summery sunshiny days.  When the temperature is warm, the sky is the purest blue, and the breeze is just right.  It is a time of year when everything feels so alive.  Nature has a way of painting our world with colors that conjure up those sunshiny days.  Colors such as yellows, oranges, and reds ignite our soul with their vivid warmth.  This warmth is harnessed by our eyes and the experience it provides wraps us up in that dreamy, velvety, comforting feeling of summer.  On a recent walk, I came across a vision like this.  Its intensity was such a welcome surprise.  Radiating like a sunset off the southern California coast, let yourself bask in the voluptuous vision of Cosmos sulphureus.  The ray-like petals of its flowers radiate an electrifying energy that sends me into a state of euphoria!

|Cosmos sulphureus seed + flower + foliage|

|Cosmos sulphureus seed + flower + foliage|

Cosmos sulphureus comes to us from Mexico.  It is an outstanding annual plant that produces fashionable fern-like foliage and an explosion of dynamic daisy-like flowers from summer through autumn.  Cosmos sulphureus can grow up to 6 feet tall and spread 2 to 3 feet wide.  Its form is somewhat upright, wild, and bushy.  When it finishes flowering it produces nifty starburst-like clusters of slender seeds.  Both flowers and seeds make strikingly sublime elements as cut flowers.

Cosmos sulphureus likes full sun, well-draining, average soil, and regular to low water. In the right conditions, it can self seed.  Otherwise, seed collected from spent flower heads can be started indoors in spring or planted loosely in soil a few weeks before the last frost. Flower color can range from vibrant yellow, intense orange, rich red, or a combination of the three.  No matter the color, to see this plant full of its effervescently engaging flowers is simply beautiful.  It will remind you of all the warmth and comfort of a summer sun.

It's About Altitude Not Attitude - Fuchsia boliviana 'Alba'

|Fuchsia boliviana 'Alba' floral detail|

|Fuchsia boliviana 'Alba' floral detail|

Sometimes in life beauty comes from above.  It rains down on you like snow.  So delicate yet so powerful; so beautiful, it causes you to stand still and bask in its spectacle.  Such is the case of Fuchsia boliviana 'Alba'.  It's a semi-evergreen, erect shrub that produces graceful clusters of slender trumpet-like flowers that open and flare their downward tips in opulent color.  It looks like the type of plant Bacchus would have had present at one of his rituals of ecstasy and madness.  Fuchsia boliviana 'Alba' comes to us from the high altitude cloud forests of Bolivia, Peru, and Argentina.  When blooming is in full swing, something about the multiple bunches of buds and bloom displayed is somewhat reminiscent of the visually delicious clustering of lusciously promising grapes.

|Fuchsia boliviana foliage + flower + form|

|Fuchsia boliviana foliage + flower + form|

Fuchsia boliviana 'Alba' can grow to be 12 feet tall and 4 to 8 feet wide.  Slightly arching branches outfit themselves in plushly textured deep green leaves and throughout the year produce dangling clusters of two-tone narrow white trumpet-like buds that open to reveal engaging, tropically pinkish red flowers.  When flowers finish their display, they leave behind edible, subtly flavored, capsule-like black fruits. Fuchsia boliviana 'Alba' looks amazing grown among other structured plants, where it can subtly weave its branches here and there, later producing clustering ornaments of color in surprising places throughout its supporting plant.

Fuchsia boliviana 'Alba' likes part sun to shady situations, fertile, well-draining soil, and regular water.  It doesn't like extreme temperatures and needs protection from frost.  It's hardy down to around 30 degrees fahrenheit/-1 degrees celsius.  It makes a tropically elegant feature plant in a garden or container where in bloom its tropical tassels of color create an alluring air.  For a sophisticated display of tropical temptation try using branches with blooms as cut flowers in supportive vessels indoors or out.

Are U Experienced? - Nelumbo nucifera

|Nelumbo nucifera floral detail|

|Nelumbo nucifera floral detail|

Imagine, if you will, a picture...you're sitting comfortably on a jet, traveling first class, gliding smoothly over distant lands as your airship rides tropical trade winds.  Out the window, down below, you see a mystical green sea dotted with tiny green tropical islands tasseled with golden clouds.  In reality, what you are witnessing is heaven on earth, if you entertain such things.

|Nelumbo nucifera floral profile|

|Nelumbo nucifera floral profile|

This mystical moment is brought to you by Nelumbo nucifera also commonly known as Sacred Lotus. Indian Lotus, or Chinese Lotus.  This spellbinding bloom is considered to be the Buddhist symbol of purity, enlightenment, and self-awareness. In bloom, flowers are so mysteriously elegant, so divinely fragrant; floating above luxurious foliage like a floral cloudburst of beauty, they elicit a state of calm in those that witness their powerful purity first-hand.  Nelumbo nucifera comes to us from Asia, India, and Australia.  It is an aquatic perennial plant that grows from tuberous roots anywhere from 6 inches to several feet below water.  Its flower is one of the most coveted in the world.  Not only that...one of these plants can live for up to 1000 years!

|Nelumbo nucifera foliage + flower|

|Nelumbo nucifera foliage + flower|

Nelumbo nucifera like to grow in still water and sprout only when water temperature warms.  This usually happens late spring/early summer.  They send up big, bold, super-cool, tropical umbrella-like foliage that can measure up to 2 feet across and stand 2 to 6 feet above the water's surface.  Once summer kicks in, plump flower buds rise up to unfurl delicate petals surrounding an otherworldly seed pod that eventually dries into an intriguingly striking structure.  Flowers can open up to an impressive 12 inches wide.  Their fragrance is unlike any other floral scent.  The essence is pleasurably sweet and fruity; lusciously intoxicating.

Nelumbo nucifera like full sun to part sun situations, grow best in planting baskets submerged in water, and should be protected from waters that freeze in winter.  In areas that freeze, when the weather gets colder, the foliage has dried, stop growing, and been cut back, pull baskets from water gardens and store in a cool dry place until spring.  Also, to grow new tubers in baskets, first allow tubers to root in water in late spring, then plant in baskets with water garden medium before placing them underwater for summer growth.  Provide plants with an aquatic plant fertilizer during growth for maximum magnificence.

Whether grown in a water garden, container water garden, or suspended in a vase, Nelumbo nucifera is truly a floral luxury.  Its presence is truly a gift from nature that must be experienced in a lifetime.  Once experienced you will know the meaning of heaven on earth!

Pelica Psychedelica - Aristolochia gigantea

|Aristolochia gigantea floral detail|

|Aristolochia gigantea floral detail|

Looking like some sort of black light painting of floral fractal design comes something so awesome, so psychedelically stunning, so surreally stylish that you can't take your eyes off of it!  A visual vortex so mind bending you might think that there are clouds in your coffee while Led Zeppelin's Mothership plays on in the background.

|Aristolochia gigantea floral profile|

|Aristolochia gigantea floral profile|

Feast your eyes on the future forward fashion of Aristolochia gigantea commonly known as Giant Dutchman's Pipe, Duck Flower, or Pelican Flower.  I gotta give props to my friend Sharon Lowe, one of the floral superstars at Clementine Floral Works/Silver Lake, for kidnapping yours truly and taking me to a secret location in Atwater Village, nearby, to see the spectacle that is presented before you.  I have never seen such a glorious display of Aristolochia awesomeness before.  So psychedelically delicious...it's ridiculous!

Aritsolochia gigantea comes to us from Brazil and parts of Central America.  It's an evergreen, fast-growing vine that twines and twirls with a luxuriously exotic energy. Vines can grow 15 to 20 feet long.  From summer to early winter they produce strikingly spectacular flowers with billowy, flaring calyces festooned with fractal patterns in a combination of deep wine and cream color.  At the center of it all is a mysterious looking vortex the color of a distant sun.  Flowers are usually 6 inches wide and up to 1 foot long!

|Aristolochia gigantea details|

|Aristolochia gigantea details|

Aristolochia gigantea outfits itself in beautifully lush, heart-shaped foliage that is around 4 to 6 inches wide.  Flower buds form resembling a cross between an old time pipe and an upturned duck's head.  As the buds mature they begin to take on a form similar to a pelican's mouth.  Now, I know it all sounds so strange but, live and in concert the look is so ultra-vivid-cool it will hypnotize you into a state of joyful, beautiful bliss.

Aritolochia gigantea likes sun or partial shade, regular water, well-draining, fertile soil, and is hardy down to around 32 degrees fahrenheit/0 degrees celsius.  Planted with some support on a fence or trellis it can put on quite a show.  So if you're in the mood for something that's got some funky-fresh-super-psychedelic style try growing this florally fractal fashionista.  Oh, and for something totally different try using some as cut flowers.  They'll make your ordinary...extraordinary!

Love Mysterious - Epidendrum parkinsonianum

|Epidendrum parkinsonianum floral profile|

|Epidendrum parkinsonianum floral profile|

How many times a day do you fall in love?  The Plant Provocateur falls an awful lot. It's usually the most unusual things that do it.  A quick glance and boom.  Direct hit. In this particular case, it's the architecture and the detail.  Combine that with the simplicity of color and you have something intoxicating.  Filigree, curls, long lashes of form.  Such is the case of Epidendrum parkinsonianum, a pendulous provocateur of orchid perfection.  Seeing this orchid live and in concert is like seeing an exquisitely handcrafted pair of shoes or a drop dead gorgeous luxury car for the first time.  It's got what it takes to make you fall in love.  A love that is mysterious.  When it's in bloom, it lures you in with its perplexing tassel-like flowers.  So simple.  So elegant.  Yet they make you wonder how beauty can constantly transform itself into something so awe inspiring.

|Epidendrum parkinsonianum details|

|Epidendrum parkinsonianum details|

Epidendrum parkinsonianum further captures a mysterious essence with its interestingly pendulous succulent foliage.  It hangs down in lucsciously long lithe rivulets of green.  As plants add more foliage the look becomes that of a fountain-like cascade of tantalizingly rich green texture.  On closer inspection, the flowers take on a slightly wicked silhouette.  Its column with frayed anther cap resembles the teeth of something wild.  Delicate danger that exhilarates and  brings further excitement to the experience.

Epidendrum parkinsonianum comes to us from the forests of Central America. Plants can grow into 6 foot long cascades of green showering foliage.  In spring and summer, it produces falling star bursts of greenish white flowers with yellow detail. Flowers dangle out from the foliage and when the sun goes down they emit a delicate, yet subtle perfume.  When plants get large and produce many flowers it is such an arrestingly beautiful sight to see.  Epidendrum parkinsonianum like shaded conditions with bright ample light.  When they receive lots of light foliage tends to take on rich purple tones.  During the warmer months, water this orchid daily either by dunking it or dousing it.  In cooler months cut back to 3 to 4 times a week.  Use distilled water.  Tap water contains minerals that can burn roots.  As for temperature, this orchid thrives in temps between 50 and 95 degrees fahrenheit/10 and 35 degrees celsius.  If you live where temperatures get cooler consider bringing this orchid inside to enjoy its unstoppable exotica.  So, what's not to love?   Unique orchid loveliness. Check. Exotica overload.  Check.  Love mysterious.  Check!

The Exhilarating Ecstasy Of Exotic Love - Mina Lobata

|Mina lobata floral profile|

|Mina lobata floral profile|

So vibrant.  So rich with color like you've never seen.  Reaching for the sky and setting it on fire with a seductive overload of provocative power.  It's like a technicolor dream.  A vision so alive you can't ignore it.  May I introduce Mina lobata also commonly known as Exotic Love Vine, Firecracker Vine, or Spanish Flag. This electric annual vine comes to us from Brazil.  The flowers of it start off as rich scarlet buds slowly fading to an opulent orange, beauteous blonde, and then a charismatic cream.  It's as if nature's drag racing lights are signaling the exotic beauty of this vine to get ready, set, and go!

|Mina lobata flower + form + foliage|

|Mina lobata flower + form + foliage|

Mina lobata is one chic and unique vine to grow.  It's fast and easy.  Grows covering vines up to 10 feet in one season!  From seed, vines spiral and twine out of the soil producing luxurious bronze-purple fleur-de-lis foliage that brightens to a fresh verdant green as it expands to maturity.  Come mid-summer, 5 to 6 inch sprays of flower buds rocket outward from foliage and begin to bloom with a blindingly bodacious beauty through autumn.

Mina lobata likes full sun, well-draining soil, and regular water.  If planting from seed, nick seeds with a nail file or score with sand paper until outer coating thins then soak in room temperature water overnight.  This will speed germination. Otherwise, look for live plants online or at nurseries. (Oh, and tell 'em The Plant Provocateur sent you.) Plant seeds in spring when the temperatures begin to warm.  As plants emerge, provide them with a trellis or some other support to climb on and cover.  Sit back and watch the vines fill with lush foliage and explode with ultra vivid color.  Oh, and you'll have company too.  The hummingbirds will be stopping by.  With so many of the same old vines out there why not grow something 'outside-the-box' and experience the firecracker firepower and exhilarating ecstasy of a vine that's gonna give you some exotic love.

Everything You Do Is A Balloon - Platycodon grandiflorus

|Platycodon grandiflorus floral detail|

|Platycodon grandiflorus floral detail|

There is something so calming about the purity of blue.  Blue reminds me of floating in the warm caribbean sea while golden rays of sunlight shower down and bathe the scenery with light.  It reminds me of flying above the azure waters of the hawaiian islands where the only thing obscuring the view below are teeny tiny puffs of clouds drifting like fluffy islets over a backdrop of the purest blue.  Blue is a color of paradise.  A color of pleasurable escape.  Coming across it in nature leaves you feeling relaxed yet exhilarated.  That's what I felt the other day when I was traipsing around the Brooklyn Botanical Garden in some of the fiercest heat and humidity I've experienced in a long time.  Luckily for me the trees in the garden are well established and provided some respite from the heat.  While checking out their rock garden I came across a quiet little area that was punctuated by brilliant bursts of blue.  That blue was coming from tall stems of Platycodon grandiflorus commonly known as Balloon Flower, Chinese Bellflower, or Japanese Bellflower.

|Platycodon grandiflorus floral profile|

|Platycodon grandiflorus floral profile|

The big bloom of bountiful blue that these flowers were giving turned my mood from hot and bothered to relaxed and restful.  Then the details that nature designed on the petals and within caught my eye.  Platycodon grandiflorus takes it beauty to a whole other level with rich blue striations on its petals as well as the ethereally elegant structure of its vividly stunning style and anthers.  When you get up close it almost takes your breath away.

|Platycodon grandiflorus petal detail|

|Platycodon grandiflorus petal detail|

Platycodon grandiflorus comes to us from the hillside meadows of China, Japan, Korea, and Siberia.  They are a clumping, deciduous perennial that grow up to 3 feet tall and 2 feet wide. In late spring, new stems emerge and outfit themselves with rich green foliage.  From mid-summer through autumn, puffy pillowy buds form to burst open into flaring five star petaled 2 to 3 inch flowers of the most beautiful blue. Platycodon grandiflorus also come in other bloom color such as rose and ivory.

|Platycodon grandiflorus balloon bud + form + foliage|

|Platycodon grandiflorus balloon bud + form + foliage|

Platycodon grandiflorus like full sun to part shade conditions, rich, well-draining soil, regular water, and is hardy down to temps well below 0 degrees fahrenheit (-40 degrees fahrenheit and celsius).  Also, from first hand experience, it looks perfectly happy in heat up to 99 degrees fahrenheit/37 degrees celsius.

These flowers are really beautiful not only in the garden but also as a vivid cut flower. Just cauterize cut ends to prevent any milky sap from leaking out of stems.  When planted in the garden, just cut back stems in winter, leaving some to indicate where it's planted, and come late spring new growth will emerge.  Super easy to care for.  Super cool to grow and know.

Succumb To The Scarlet Sumptuosity - Hakea archaeoides

|Hakea archaeoides floral profile|

|Hakea archaeoides floral profile|

Color me curious.  Look at this sculpturally sumptuous ornament of scarlet surrealness!  It almost reminds me of some sort of crazy curling brush or an eccentrically colored cuddly echidna.  Check out all those curvaceous curlycues...what in the world?!  Let me introduce you to the evergreen shrub/tree known as Hakea archaeoides.  It comes to us from Australia, is a cousin of the Grevillea genus, and is a member of the Protea family.  Hakea, pronounced hey-kee-uh, which are not seen so much in cultivation, usually sport fairly noticeable flowers but in the case of Hakea archaeoides they are extraordinary.

|Hakea archaeoides floral detail|

|Hakea archaeoides floral detail|

The cone-like flowers present themselves in spring and summer displaying supercool scarlet styles that extend from glowingly golden perianths.  They look like intricately designed chandeliers of color. The perianths, at the base of the red styles, serve as little honey pots that hold a sweet store of nectar that hummingbirds and bees adore. In my opinion, a truly delicious design!

Hakea archaeoides grows up to 18 feet tall and 12 feet wide if left to its own devices. However, Hakea don't mind some tip pruning, so if you're vigilant, you could keep Hakea archaeoides reined in a bit.  It's extremely cool as a screening shrub or specimen small tree because it seems very unassuming with its handsomely elliptical, narrow green, pinstriped foliage, and calmingly mottled elephant-like trunk(s).  Then when spring comes...BAM!...it produces outrageous ornaments of floral fantasy. Added bonus...new stem growth appears as reddish stems sprouting luxurious new foliage blushed in gorgeous bronze tones.

|Hakea archaeoides foliage + flower + color|

|Hakea archaeoides foliage + flower + color|

Hakea archaeoides likes part sun situations, well-draining average to poor soil, regular water, becomes drought tolerant once established, and is hardy down to 25 degrees fahrenheit/-3 degrees celsius.  Oh, and since it's in the Protea family it doesn't like to be fertilized.  Fertilizer can damage or kill this plant.   So why not, like the athletic shoe ad says, think different when it comes to what you plant in your garden.  Yeah, there are Japanese Maples and Elm trees but why not go all punk rock on your garden and get the neighbors talking about what's growing next door. Something like a Hakea would certainly make things more interesting.  Go on then...find one...plant it.  You know you want to.

Lookin' Like Lemon Louis Vuitton - Calceolaria tomentosa

|Calceolaria tomentosa floral profile|

|Calceolaria tomentosa floral profile|

When it comes to flowers that are freaky-deaky-funky-cool, the Plant Provocateur can't seem to get enough!  Are you seeing what I'm seeing?  Are you turning on your heart light?  'Cuz it looks like the color lemon has gone extraterrestrial.  All the way from Peru comes the perennial known as Calceolaria tomentosa.  It is commonly referred to as Lady's Purse, Pocketbook Flower, Slipper Flower, or Slipperwort.  I need this growing in my garden!  Calceolaria tomentosa tends to thrive in shade, part-shade, morning sun/afternoon shade situations where its lemony luminescent flowers can light up the night, so to speak.

|Calceolaria tomentosa foliage + bud|

|Calceolaria tomentosa foliage + bud|

Calceolaria tomentosa has got some serious plant class.  Even though it tends to ramble and roam like a vine or ground cover, something about its velvety perfoliate foliage (leaf base is united around its stems) and downy flower buds give it a lusciously luxe look.

|Calceolaria tomentosa form + flower detail|

|Calceolaria tomentosa form + flower detail|

Once Calceolaria tomentosa gets growing, it really kicks its beauty into high gear when it produces its 2" otherworldly opulent flowers of flare!  Blooming can occur most of the year but really pops late spring through autumn.  This particular species is considered a rare find for the garden.  It's not as easy to come by as some of its cousins which you can find at most nurseries, but if you do find it, don't just stand there, get it while the getting is good!

Calceolaria tomentosa likes part sun/shade conditions, well-draining soil, regular water, and is hardy down to temperatures around 30 degrees fahrenheit/-1 degree celsius.  It's also not a fan of climates where temps remain above 80 degrees fahrenheit/26 degrees celsius at night.  It likes things on the temperate side.  One thing to remember about this amazingly cool plant is that it gets about 3 to 6 feet long.  It looks really cool when it's grown at the base of a supporting plant that can provide it with a structure to weave its way around and through.  So beautiful, bright, and unusual!

The Surrealist's Shaving Brush - Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album'

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' floral profile|

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' floral profile|

I love when adaptation results in unexpected beauty.  Let me set the scene for you...it's a fashion shoot for mother nature and today, on set, she's pulling out all the stops.  In this case, the beauty she's giving us is so hot that it explodes with an exquisite ivory elegance!  Let me introduce you to Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' commonly known as the Shaving-Brush Tree.  This tree comes to us from Mexico and Guatemala.  On a recent visit to the California Cactus Center in Pasadena I was able to witness this deciduous semi-tropical tree live and in concert. They have a 40 plus year old specimen Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' in the ground at their front entrance that, in bloom, will make you fall to your knees in worship.  In winter, this tree's bare branches are not much to look at, but in late winter/early spring large, velvety, cigar-like buds emerge.

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' floral detail|

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' floral detail|

Then under the cover of darkness, in the stillness of the night, mature buds burst open revealing 5-6 inch long stamens.  After daybreak, the stamens relax into a willowy, brush-like form, while bud sepals curl like white chocolate shavings on a luscious layer cake providing access to a floral calyx cup filled with rich nectar that both the birds and bees love.

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' foliage + form + bark|

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' foliage + form + bark|

Once the flowers of Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' begin to fade, plush, palmate elliptical leaves emerge for the rest of the growing season.  Younger stem and trunk growth exhibits some strikingly cool green, gray, and chocolate streaked coloration. Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' can be grown in the ground resulting in a tree that reaches a height around 35 feet tall and wider in maturity.

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' caudex bonsai|

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' caudex bonsai|

This tree also makes for a super surreal bonsai specimen plant.  In a bonsai form its trunk is trained to exhibit more of its unique caudex form.  The look of a trained caudex can resemble that of a tortoise shell or an alien rock melon and is highly prized by plant collectors.

Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' likes full sun, well-draining, rocky soil, regular water, and is hardy down to around 25 degrees fahrenheit/-3 degrees celsius.  It makes an outstanding garden plant as well as a super cool indoor specimen.

Purple Powder Majesty - Cheirolophus canariensis

|Cheirolophus canariensis floral detail|

|Cheirolophus canariensis floral detail|

Green can be a quiet color of sorts.  It conjures feelings of restfulness and balance. Now add a dreamy, 'draizy', romantic burst of lilac purple color to that green and you'll create an extravagantly restful experience.  Like lying about in a chaise lounge dappled in the warming mediterranean sun with a view of an inviting azure blue atlantic ocean.  One way to capture this experience is to know and grow Cheirolophus canariensis sometimes referred to as Centaurea canariensis.  Let me tell you, this plant is almost an exclusive to The Plant Provocateur because it is rare, endangered, and unusual to find in cultivation.  I saw this beautiful perennial herb blooming in the late afternoon sun in a garden and fell under its spell.  The 2 inch globe-like bursts of powdery purple flowers, set against the rich green fern-like foliage, look as if they would appear only in a daydream.  Something about them seems to capture the eye, calm the senses, and invite you to celebrate the sheer beauty of nature.

|Cheirolophus canariensis bud + form + foliage|

|Cheirolophus canariensis bud + form + foliage|

Cheirolophus canariensis comes to us from the island of Tenerife off the northern coast of Africa and south of Spain.  Tenerife is part of the Canary Island chain. Coming from a habitat such as this further gives Cheirolophus canariensis some glamorously exotic garden cred.  This perennial herb, as it is botanically known, grows into a shrub-like form up to 3 to 4 foot tall and wide.  It has elegantly, dissected fern-like foliage and blooms from late spring through summer.  It likes full to part sun conditions, well-draining soil, regular moisture, and is hardy down to around 20 degrees fahrenheit/-6 degrees celsius.  If you can find this verdant vision of fashionable foliage and beguiling bloom, get it, and grow it!  Check out botanical garden plant sales.  Who knows...maybe one day The Plant Provocateur will have it for the offering.  What would you think about that?

Lipstick Cherry All Over The Lens As She's Falling - Quisqualis indica

|Quisqualis indica detail|

|Quisqualis indica detail|

Remember Duran Duran?  Well today's gorgeous specimen reminds me of a lyric from one of their more provocative hits.  Girls On Film.  Recently, while tripping the light plantastic I came across an exotic floral-fall of a vine.  It had lush exotic foliage and was covered with sprays of cherry and pink flowers that reminded me of falling stars.  Standing before this vine I felt as if I had been transported to the foot of a waterfall of beauty.  It was a very calgon moment.  This bountifully blooming vine is called Quisqualis indica.  It's a woody climber that comes from faraway exotic locales like India, Malaysia, and East Africa.  It's got cool common names like Rangoon Creeper and Drunken Sailor.  It's also commonly referred to as Chinese Honeysuckle.  Whatever you want to call it, Quisqualis indica is all about its floral display.  Anywhere from May to September it can kick out an outrageous outpouring of narrow, 6" long trumpet-like flower buds that first open white at night.  The following days the flower color blushes pink then turns a rich cherry red color.  The display is awesome!  Interesting thing...the flowers kind of smell like a drunken sailor.  A bit heady, tangy, with a touch of fruity funk.  Definitely unforgettable.

|Quisqualis indica detail|

|Quisqualis indica detail|

Quisqualis indica is not often seen but looks cool to grow.  I hear it's a bit of a runner but if you keep it in check and direct it to cover an arbor or trellis it makes a glamorous accoutrement for a garden setting.  This evergreen vine can grow up to and beyond 40 feet.  Quisqualis indica likes full sun, well-draining, fertile soil, regular water, and thrives best in temps above 40 degrees fahrenheit/4 degrees celsius. However, it is hardy down to around 30 degrees fahrenheit/-1 degree celsius. So that makes it a tender perennial in my book.  The kind you want to bring indoors when the temps are heading below its hardiness.  One other thing to note about this vine is that it is thorny.  The thorns are hooked and can catch you if you're not careful.  With its super sumptuous flowers, fascinating fragrance, and lux look, Quisqualis indica is yet another exotic vine worth knowing and growing.

Otherworldly Alpinism Absolute - Pachystegia insignis

|Pachystegia insignis floral detail|

|Pachystegia insignis floral detail|

There is a place in the world that many know as the location of Middle Earth.  Others know it as New Zealand.  New Zealand is a place where the landscape is rugged yet pristine.  The plant diversity of New Zealand is extraordinarily fascinating.  In an area known as Marlborough on the north shore of the south island of New Zealand, known for its world famous wine region and breathtaking beauty, comes a daisy of untold beauty.  Now this is not your ordinary daisy.  It is a daisy of heavenly horticulture.  Let me introduce you to Pachystegia insignis commonly referred to as the Marlborough Rock Daisy.  Pachystegia insignis can be found in its natural habitat climbing, so to speak, and thriving in the crevices of rocky areas and cliffs of the mountains in the Marlborough region.  Of all places, I first saw this plant growing in a glasshouse at the Berlin Botanical Garden in Germany.

|Pachystegia insignis floral profile|

|Pachystegia insignis floral profile|

When I first saw this flower in bloom I was truly taken by its super cool patterned buds.  Something about the naturally tiled texture made my planting design senses tingle.

|Pachystegia insignis details|

|Pachystegia insignis details|

Pachystegia insignis is considered an evergreen shrub.  It grows up to 3 feet tall and wide.  It outfits itself with handsome leathery leaves edged in downy white tomentose felt-like fuzz.  That tomentose texture continues on the underside of the foliage and coats stems in woolly white.  In late spring/early summer, flower heads patterned with sophisticated geometric forms rise, are held above foliage, and open to reveal ivory white daisies with buttery yellow centers.  To witness these plants in bloom is to stare into the face of nature's purity.  Beauty uncontaminated. Otherworldly and absolute.

|Pachystegia insignis form + foliage|

|Pachystegia insignis form + foliage|

I have grown Pachystegia insignis in both northern and southern California.  It does great in rock gardens, looks cool when paired with delicate looking grasses, and thrives in average, well-draining garden soils.  I just think its such a cool plant because around these parts you'll never see anything like it!  Pachystegia insignis like full to part sun conditions, well-draining soil, and can tolerate hot/dry conditions with occasional water when established.  They're hardy down to around 15 degrees fahrenheit/-9 degrees celsius.  If you find one of these babies...snatch it up and claim it as your own!  Its silver scintillation will satisfy your plantaholic desires and purify your garden lovin' soul!