Habitat

Succumb To The Scarlet Sumptuosity - Hakea archaeoides

|Hakea archaeoides floral profile|

|Hakea archaeoides floral profile|

Color me curious.  Look at this sculpturally sumptuous ornament of scarlet surrealness!  It almost reminds me of some sort of crazy curling brush or an eccentrically colored cuddly echidna.  Check out all those curvaceous curlycues...what in the world?!  Let me introduce you to the evergreen shrub/tree known as Hakea archaeoides.  It comes to us from Australia, is a cousin of the Grevillea genus, and is a member of the Protea family.  Hakea, pronounced hey-kee-uh, which are not seen so much in cultivation, usually sport fairly noticeable flowers but in the case of Hakea archaeoides they are extraordinary.

|Hakea archaeoides floral detail|

|Hakea archaeoides floral detail|

The cone-like flowers present themselves in spring and summer displaying supercool scarlet styles that extend from glowingly golden perianths.  They look like intricately designed chandeliers of color. The perianths, at the base of the red styles, serve as little honey pots that hold a sweet store of nectar that hummingbirds and bees adore. In my opinion, a truly delicious design!

Hakea archaeoides grows up to 18 feet tall and 12 feet wide if left to its own devices. However, Hakea don't mind some tip pruning, so if you're vigilant, you could keep Hakea archaeoides reined in a bit.  It's extremely cool as a screening shrub or specimen small tree because it seems very unassuming with its handsomely elliptical, narrow green, pinstriped foliage, and calmingly mottled elephant-like trunk(s).  Then when spring comes...BAM!...it produces outrageous ornaments of floral fantasy. Added bonus...new stem growth appears as reddish stems sprouting luxurious new foliage blushed in gorgeous bronze tones.

|Hakea archaeoides foliage + flower + color|

|Hakea archaeoides foliage + flower + color|

Hakea archaeoides likes part sun situations, well-draining average to poor soil, regular water, becomes drought tolerant once established, and is hardy down to 25 degrees fahrenheit/-3 degrees celsius.  Oh, and since it's in the Protea family it doesn't like to be fertilized.  Fertilizer can damage or kill this plant.   So why not, like the athletic shoe ad says, think different when it comes to what you plant in your garden.  Yeah, there are Japanese Maples and Elm trees but why not go all punk rock on your garden and get the neighbors talking about what's growing next door. Something like a Hakea would certainly make things more interesting.  Go on then...find one...plant it.  You know you want to.

Lookin' Like Lemon Louis Vuitton - Calceolaria tomentosa

|Calceolaria tomentosa floral profile|

|Calceolaria tomentosa floral profile|

When it comes to flowers that are freaky-deaky-funky-cool, the Plant Provocateur can't seem to get enough!  Are you seeing what I'm seeing?  Are you turning on your heart light?  'Cuz it looks like the color lemon has gone extraterrestrial.  All the way from Peru comes the perennial known as Calceolaria tomentosa.  It is commonly referred to as Lady's Purse, Pocketbook Flower, Slipper Flower, or Slipperwort.  I need this growing in my garden!  Calceolaria tomentosa tends to thrive in shade, part-shade, morning sun/afternoon shade situations where its lemony luminescent flowers can light up the night, so to speak.

|Calceolaria tomentosa foliage + bud|

|Calceolaria tomentosa foliage + bud|

Calceolaria tomentosa has got some serious plant class.  Even though it tends to ramble and roam like a vine or ground cover, something about its velvety perfoliate foliage (leaf base is united around its stems) and downy flower buds give it a lusciously luxe look.

|Calceolaria tomentosa form + flower detail|

|Calceolaria tomentosa form + flower detail|

Once Calceolaria tomentosa gets growing, it really kicks its beauty into high gear when it produces its 2" otherworldly opulent flowers of flare!  Blooming can occur most of the year but really pops late spring through autumn.  This particular species is considered a rare find for the garden.  It's not as easy to come by as some of its cousins which you can find at most nurseries, but if you do find it, don't just stand there, get it while the getting is good!

Calceolaria tomentosa likes part sun/shade conditions, well-draining soil, regular water, and is hardy down to temperatures around 30 degrees fahrenheit/-1 degree celsius.  It's also not a fan of climates where temps remain above 80 degrees fahrenheit/26 degrees celsius at night.  It likes things on the temperate side.  One thing to remember about this amazingly cool plant is that it gets about 3 to 6 feet long.  It looks really cool when it's grown at the base of a supporting plant that can provide it with a structure to weave its way around and through.  So beautiful, bright, and unusual!

The Surrealist's Shaving Brush - Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album'

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' floral profile|

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' floral profile|

I love when adaptation results in unexpected beauty.  Let me set the scene for you...it's a fashion shoot for mother nature and today, on set, she's pulling out all the stops.  In this case, the beauty she's giving us is so hot that it explodes with an exquisite ivory elegance!  Let me introduce you to Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' commonly known as the Shaving-Brush Tree.  This tree comes to us from Mexico and Guatemala.  On a recent visit to the California Cactus Center in Pasadena I was able to witness this deciduous semi-tropical tree live and in concert. They have a 40 plus year old specimen Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' in the ground at their front entrance that, in bloom, will make you fall to your knees in worship.  In winter, this tree's bare branches are not much to look at, but in late winter/early spring large, velvety, cigar-like buds emerge.

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' floral detail|

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' floral detail|

Then under the cover of darkness, in the stillness of the night, mature buds burst open revealing 5-6 inch long stamens.  After daybreak, the stamens relax into a willowy, brush-like form, while bud sepals curl like white chocolate shavings on a luscious layer cake providing access to a floral calyx cup filled with rich nectar that both the birds and bees love.

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' foliage + form + bark|

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' foliage + form + bark|

Once the flowers of Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' begin to fade, plush, palmate elliptical leaves emerge for the rest of the growing season.  Younger stem and trunk growth exhibits some strikingly cool green, gray, and chocolate streaked coloration. Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' can be grown in the ground resulting in a tree that reaches a height around 35 feet tall and wider in maturity.

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' caudex bonsai|

|Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' caudex bonsai|

This tree also makes for a super surreal bonsai specimen plant.  In a bonsai form its trunk is trained to exhibit more of its unique caudex form.  The look of a trained caudex can resemble that of a tortoise shell or an alien rock melon and is highly prized by plant collectors.

Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Album' likes full sun, well-draining, rocky soil, regular water, and is hardy down to around 25 degrees fahrenheit/-3 degrees celsius.  It makes an outstanding garden plant as well as a super cool indoor specimen.

Purple Powder Majesty - Cheirolophus canariensis

|Cheirolophus canariensis floral detail|

|Cheirolophus canariensis floral detail|

Green can be a quiet color of sorts.  It conjures feelings of restfulness and balance. Now add a dreamy, 'draizy', romantic burst of lilac purple color to that green and you'll create an extravagantly restful experience.  Like lying about in a chaise lounge dappled in the warming mediterranean sun with a view of an inviting azure blue atlantic ocean.  One way to capture this experience is to know and grow Cheirolophus canariensis sometimes referred to as Centaurea canariensis.  Let me tell you, this plant is almost an exclusive to The Plant Provocateur because it is rare, endangered, and unusual to find in cultivation.  I saw this beautiful perennial herb blooming in the late afternoon sun in a garden and fell under its spell.  The 2 inch globe-like bursts of powdery purple flowers, set against the rich green fern-like foliage, look as if they would appear only in a daydream.  Something about them seems to capture the eye, calm the senses, and invite you to celebrate the sheer beauty of nature.

|Cheirolophus canariensis bud + form + foliage|

|Cheirolophus canariensis bud + form + foliage|

Cheirolophus canariensis comes to us from the island of Tenerife off the northern coast of Africa and south of Spain.  Tenerife is part of the Canary Island chain. Coming from a habitat such as this further gives Cheirolophus canariensis some glamorously exotic garden cred.  This perennial herb, as it is botanically known, grows into a shrub-like form up to 3 to 4 foot tall and wide.  It has elegantly, dissected fern-like foliage and blooms from late spring through summer.  It likes full to part sun conditions, well-draining soil, regular moisture, and is hardy down to around 20 degrees fahrenheit/-6 degrees celsius.  If you can find this verdant vision of fashionable foliage and beguiling bloom, get it, and grow it!  Check out botanical garden plant sales.  Who knows...maybe one day The Plant Provocateur will have it for the offering.  What would you think about that?

Lipstick Cherry All Over The Lens As She's Falling - Quisqualis indica

|Quisqualis indica detail|

|Quisqualis indica detail|

Remember Duran Duran?  Well today's gorgeous specimen reminds me of a lyric from one of their more provocative hits.  Girls On Film.  Recently, while tripping the light plantastic I came across an exotic floral-fall of a vine.  It had lush exotic foliage and was covered with sprays of cherry and pink flowers that reminded me of falling stars.  Standing before this vine I felt as if I had been transported to the foot of a waterfall of beauty.  It was a very calgon moment.  This bountifully blooming vine is called Quisqualis indica.  It's a woody climber that comes from faraway exotic locales like India, Malaysia, and East Africa.  It's got cool common names like Rangoon Creeper and Drunken Sailor.  It's also commonly referred to as Chinese Honeysuckle.  Whatever you want to call it, Quisqualis indica is all about its floral display.  Anywhere from May to September it can kick out an outrageous outpouring of narrow, 6" long trumpet-like flower buds that first open white at night.  The following days the flower color blushes pink then turns a rich cherry red color.  The display is awesome!  Interesting thing...the flowers kind of smell like a drunken sailor.  A bit heady, tangy, with a touch of fruity funk.  Definitely unforgettable.

|Quisqualis indica detail|

|Quisqualis indica detail|

Quisqualis indica is not often seen but looks cool to grow.  I hear it's a bit of a runner but if you keep it in check and direct it to cover an arbor or trellis it makes a glamorous accoutrement for a garden setting.  This evergreen vine can grow up to and beyond 40 feet.  Quisqualis indica likes full sun, well-draining, fertile soil, regular water, and thrives best in temps above 40 degrees fahrenheit/4 degrees celsius. However, it is hardy down to around 30 degrees fahrenheit/-1 degree celsius. So that makes it a tender perennial in my book.  The kind you want to bring indoors when the temps are heading below its hardiness.  One other thing to note about this vine is that it is thorny.  The thorns are hooked and can catch you if you're not careful.  With its super sumptuous flowers, fascinating fragrance, and lux look, Quisqualis indica is yet another exotic vine worth knowing and growing.

Otherworldly Alpinism Absolute - Pachystegia insignis

|Pachystegia insignis floral detail|

|Pachystegia insignis floral detail|

There is a place in the world that many know as the location of Middle Earth.  Others know it as New Zealand.  New Zealand is a place where the landscape is rugged yet pristine.  The plant diversity of New Zealand is extraordinarily fascinating.  In an area known as Marlborough on the north shore of the south island of New Zealand, known for its world famous wine region and breathtaking beauty, comes a daisy of untold beauty.  Now this is not your ordinary daisy.  It is a daisy of heavenly horticulture.  Let me introduce you to Pachystegia insignis commonly referred to as the Marlborough Rock Daisy.  Pachystegia insignis can be found in its natural habitat climbing, so to speak, and thriving in the crevices of rocky areas and cliffs of the mountains in the Marlborough region.  Of all places, I first saw this plant growing in a glasshouse at the Berlin Botanical Garden in Germany.

|Pachystegia insignis floral profile|

|Pachystegia insignis floral profile|

When I first saw this flower in bloom I was truly taken by its super cool patterned buds.  Something about the naturally tiled texture made my planting design senses tingle.

|Pachystegia insignis details|

|Pachystegia insignis details|

Pachystegia insignis is considered an evergreen shrub.  It grows up to 3 feet tall and wide.  It outfits itself with handsome leathery leaves edged in downy white tomentose felt-like fuzz.  That tomentose texture continues on the underside of the foliage and coats stems in woolly white.  In late spring/early summer, flower heads patterned with sophisticated geometric forms rise, are held above foliage, and open to reveal ivory white daisies with buttery yellow centers.  To witness these plants in bloom is to stare into the face of nature's purity.  Beauty uncontaminated. Otherworldly and absolute.

|Pachystegia insignis form + foliage|

|Pachystegia insignis form + foliage|

I have grown Pachystegia insignis in both northern and southern California.  It does great in rock gardens, looks cool when paired with delicate looking grasses, and thrives in average, well-draining garden soils.  I just think its such a cool plant because around these parts you'll never see anything like it!  Pachystegia insignis like full to part sun conditions, well-draining soil, and can tolerate hot/dry conditions with occasional water when established.  They're hardy down to around 15 degrees fahrenheit/-9 degrees celsius.  If you find one of these babies...snatch it up and claim it as your own!  Its silver scintillation will satisfy your plantaholic desires and purify your garden lovin' soul!

The Delicate Deliciousness of Exotique Eleganza - Strophanthus gratus

|Strophanthus gratus floral profile|

|Strophanthus gratus floral profile|

I am obsessed with botanical fragrance.  There is something so evocative about it. Scents can change or enhance states of mind.  They wrap around you, fill you with moments, and make you feel so alive.  Discovering them can be exhilarating.  This is yet another reason why I love plants.  There are so many with amazing fragrances and many have yet to be experienced!  I have a new one for you to check out. Strophanthus gratus also commonly referred to as Climbing Oleander or Rose Allamanda.  I recently encountered this semi-deciduous, semi-climbing shrub/vine and was enthralled by its tropical beauty!  Strophanthus gratus comes to us from western and central Africa. Its 2 inch white flowers are blushed in pink wearing colorful coronas that remind me of crowns.  Flowers produce a seductively tropical rose-like scent.  Softly mysterious yet romantic.

|Strophanthus foliage + form + flower|

|Strophanthus foliage + form + flower|

Strophanthus gratus grow with an upright, sprawling branching habit that needs some support in order to climb.  Stems outfit themselves with richly colored, luscious leathery elliptical leaves of forest green.  Grown and supported as a vine the form of Strophanthus gratus is super lux.  As spring growth settles in, buds form for late spring/early summer bloom.  The look is jungle-like sophistication and the floral scent is soothing.  Love, love, love it!

Strophanthus gratus likes full to part sun situations, fertile, well-draining soil, consistent, regular moisture during growing season, and is hardy down to around 28 degrees fahrenheit/-2 degrees celsius.  One other thing to note about Strophanthus gratus is that most parts of it are toxic.  However, there are parts that are used pharmaceutically as a blood pressure medication and heart stimulant.  In contrast, in its native african habitat, its extremely toxic seeds are used as arrow poisons and leaf extracts are used in folk medicine to delay the clotting of blood resulting from snakebites.  With that said, use good judgement when deciding to plant a climbing shrub like this.  Respect the plant.  In return it will respect you with tropical beauty and exotic fragrance.

The Business We Call Show - Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana'

|Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' floral profile|

|Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' floral profile|

Have you ever heard the term 'showy flowers'? Well there are showy flowers and then, there are SHOWY flowers.  Here we have one super glamorous example. Check it out.  From tropical parts of India, Africa, and Sri Lanka comes a flower so beautiful it should be pictured right next to the definition of beauty in the dictionary. Let me introduce Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' also known as the Gloriosa Lily. Now this is not your typical lily.  Not by any means.  It's a lily that actually vines and climbs.  Up to 6 feet long!  And as you can see, its showy flowers are show stopping! Cool reflexed petals, voluptuously vivid color, and a nifty nod of floral flare.

|Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' bud detail|

|Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' bud detail|

Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' grows from tubers.  It thrives in areas with warm weather and actively does its growing spring through autumn.  In late spring/early summer it puts out buds blushed in reddish tones.  Buds burst open to reveal stunningly colorful petals of rich golden yellow blending with blazingly beautiful reds.

|Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' petal detail|

|Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' petal detail|

It's as if the flowers are on fire.  So dreamy.  So sensually spicy.  Another fascinating feature of Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' is that its foliage is tipped with cool looking curlicue tendrils that help it cling and climb, lifting its beauty upward for all to see.

|Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' details|

|Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' details|

Gloriosa superba 'Rothschildiana' need a few key things to thrive.  I've already mentioned warm temps.  They like growing with daytime temps in the 70's/low 20's celsius and nighttime temps in the 60's/upper 10's celsius.  They also like full sun to part sun conditions, rich, well-draining soil, and regular water.  Now depending on how dry and insulated their tubers are kept in winter, they can be hardy down to 15 degrees fahrenheit/-9 degrees celsius.  In areas that are wet or colder in winter, it's a good idea to dig tubers up after their growing season, before first frost, allow them to dry, store them in a dry medium such as sawdust or starting plant mix, then replant in spring.  One important thing to note is that all parts of this plant are poisonous so avoid planting around plant eating pets and children.  On the plus side, this plant is pretty much pest resistant.  The other thing to mention is that Gloriosa lilies are pretty difficult to find at nurseries so source them online.  I say get some, grow some, and witness their super glam glorious glow of exotic exquisiteness!  You'll feel beautiful!

Strawberry Milkshake Majestika - Calodendrum capense

|Calodendrum capense floral detail|

|Calodendrum capense floral detail|

When it comes to plants I'm really a detail guy.  The overall presence of a plant is cool but when you look closer that's when the secret of its beauty can really be revealed!  Take for instance this close up image of petals.  They look like ivory streamers of satin spotted with jewels of ruby color.  Absolutely fascinating.  Looking at it makes me feel like i'm in a lap of luxury.  So opulent.  So vividly uplifting. Today's object of beauty is called Calodendrum capense commonly known as the Cape Chestnut, however, it is not a true chestnut.  It just looks like one.  This majestic semi-deciduous tree comes to us from South Africa.  I recently discovered it exploding with bloom nestled in a grove of large established leafy green tree canopies.  There were so many flowers blooming on it I hardly noticed the foliage.

|Calodendrum capense bud + flower|

|Calodendrum capense bud + flower|

Beautiful pink petals appear like stars with rich ruby centers projecting decadently luscious streamers of petal-like spotted structures known as staminodes.  When you see the profusion of bloom it makes you feel as though you are looking into the face of beauty.  As an added bonus some say the flowers produce a light scent of either lemony-pine or, my favorite notion, a strawberry milkshake.  Butterflies love 'em!

|Calodendrum capense form + foliage + pod|

|Calodendrum capense form + foliage + pod|

Calodendrum capense can get as large as 30 feet tall and wide with a rounded canopy.  They produce luxurious, glossy elliptical leaves of rich green.  Where temperatures are cool during the winter months foliage takes on a golden autumn color.  When early summer arrives, so do copious amounts of flower buds at the ends of stems.  The buds burst open with such a display it'll take your breath away!  When flowers fade, a cool capsule forms containing seeds for a future generation.  The bark of this tree is used as an ingredient for skin ointments and the seeds of the capsule are considered by the Xhosa people of South Africa to conjure skill and good luck.

Calodendrum capense likes full sun, well-draining soil, regular water, and is hardy to around 20 degrees fahrenheit/-6 degrees celsius.  For my friends in South Africa, what a magnificent specimen tree you have!  In my honest opinion, this needs to be a street tree that everyone is growing.  It would create such an extravagant environment!

The Enigmatic Eye Of The Needle - Augusta rivalis

|Augusta rivalis floral profile|

|Augusta rivalis floral profile|

It's always intriguing to see something so familiar in a new and enthralling form.  It's that newness that drives the need to know and the need to have.  Who hasn't seen a white flower before?  But what about one that takes shape and form into not so chartered territory.  Come closer and see for yourself what lies in the enigmatic eye of a floral needle.  Let me introduce you to the rare and exotic shrub known as Augusta rivalis, also commonly referred to as the Needle Flower.  Augusta rivalis comes to us from Central America where it flourishes along the rocky banks of stream beds.  It gets its common name from the intriguing needle-like form of its unopened 5 inch long, arching flower buds.  Seeing this evergreen exotic in bloom is absolutely alluring.  Imagine seeing it in its habitat extending beautiful branches out over a quiet stream and its long luxurious flowers mirrored in its reflection.  The gentle sounds of babbling water and tropical birds calling out to each other swirling in the air.  So soothing to experience. So tranquil to see.

|Augusta rivalis floral foliage + flower + form|

|Augusta rivalis floral foliage + flower + form|

Augusta rivalis grows up to 3 feet tall and wide.  It tends to bloom continually from February to October.  Blooms tend to open in the evening or on cloudy, overcast days.   It is in the same plant family as coffee and gardenia.  It also possesses a slight fragrance that is said to attract the large and mysterious hawk moth.  If you are not familiar with hawk moths, know that they are incredible cool.  They are large moths that resemble hummingbirds.  They have the ability to hover when they sip nectar and prefer to dine during twilight.  Augusta rivalis offers them an elegant 'flute' of floral champagne.

Augusta rivalis definitely sets a sensual mood with its rich, green glossy leaves and beguilingly beautiful exotic flowers.  It likes to grow in full sun or part shade situations, acid to neutrally moist soils, as well as warmth and humidity to flourish.  It is hardy down to the low 30's fahrenheit/0 degrees celsius.  It looks awesome in a container or planted in a lush garden setting.   Familiar with moonlight gardens? This would be an amazing plant for one.  So beautiful, so mysterious.  The kind of plant that makes you want to surrender yourself to an enticingly exotic elegant mood.

The Singular Sensation Of Succulent Sesame - Uncarina grandidieri

|Uncarina grandidieri floral profile|

|Uncarina grandidieri floral profile|

Recently, on a visit to the amazing Kartuz Greenhouses in Vista, CA, I came across these dreamy beaming sunburstin' blooms.  These flowers were sunshine supernova-ing all over the strikingly sculptural structure of a plant and pumpin' out some positive vibes in the stillness of the greenhouse.  The plant that I'm speaking of is called Uncarina grandidieri sometimes commonly referred to as the Mousetrap Tree.  It's a rather nifty succulent plant that comes to us from the island of Madagascar.  Madagascar is home to some of the most unique plants and animals in the world!  Uncarina grandidieri, a member of the Sesame family, is definitely a beautiful example of this biodiversity.

|Uncarina grandidieri foliage + form + bud|

|Uncarina grandidieri foliage + form + bud|

Uncarina grandidieri is in the group of plants known as caudiciform or fat plants. These are a group of succulent plants that store water and nutrients in their swollen trunk or roots.  In its youth, the swollen roots and trunk of this plant remind me a bit of a taffy pull.  Crazy, ropey forms of root look as if they are pulled every which way. The look is beautifully strange and a bit sci-fi.  Uncarina grandidieri is considered a deciduous tree.  It can be kept small in a container or given room in a large vessel or the ground where it can grow up to 10-12 feet tall with a canopy reaching up to 8 or so feet wide.  During its growing period it produces soft, sticky, velvety green foliage with rich red margins.  Spring through autumn it produces fuzzy buds that bloom as boldly sleek and unique 2" flowers with deep yellow color and rich rouge-black throats.  The face of the flower tends to present itself in a flattened platform-like way providing a runway for those jet set pollinating insects.  The plant gets its common name from the seed pods that form after flowering.  It produces husky, bulbous pods with small stalk-like structures tipped with inward pointed barbs that are designed to stick or latch to anything.  The pods are very architectural.

Uncarina grandidieri likes to grow in full sun or bright shade conditions outdoors and bright light conditions indoors.  It grows best in a well draining soil or cactus mix, likes regular water during its growing periods, does best kept dry during its winter dormancy, becomes drought tolerant once established, and is hardy down to around 32 degrees fahrenheit/0 degrees celsius.  I like seeing it small as a houseplant in a container but if you live in a warm region, seeing it get large and tree-like in the ground is an extraordinary sight!  This is a plant for those who like a little something different going on in their garden.  Very unusual!

Heart Of Fire. Heart Of Flame. - Bromelia balansae

|Bromelia balansae floral profile|

|Bromelia balansae floral profile|

There are a few things in nature that we have come to recognize as beautiful beyond imagination but also diabolically dangerous.  Take for instance the Poison Dart Frog from the Amazon or the Blue Ring Octopus of the Pacific and Indian oceans, both are so beautiful but so deadly.  I think in life its always good to appreciate these creatures.  Admire them from somewhere safe and afar.  But what if you could tame the beast for the sake of possessing such beauty?  Well, I say teeth to the wind my friends because there's a delicious demon out there worth knowing and for the brave at heart...worth growing.  Feast your eyes on the vibrant vision of Bromelia balansae commonly referred to as Heart of Flame, Heart of Fire, or the Barbed-Wire Fence Bromeliad.  This bromeliad is like a beautiful big bad wolf of sorts.  What stunning foliage it has!  The better to bedazzle you with.  What amazing flowers it has!   The better to captivate you with.  What deadly hooked teeth it has!  The better to eat you with, well not literally, but they could do some serious damage to a finger, an arm, or a leg.  However, this ferociously fearsome plant deserves to be lauded for its electrifying beauty and unusual exquisiteness!

|Bromelia balansae flower + form + foliage|

|Bromelia balansae flower + form + foliage|

Bromelia balansae comes to us from Argentina, Bolivia and Paraguay.  It is a large terrestrial (grows on on the ground with roots that gather water and nutrients from the soil) bromeliad that likes growing in rocky soils.  It grows as a rosette, reaching a diameter up to 2-3 tall and wide, of long, stiff green leaves armed with some serious flesh cutting teeth.  As the plant matures, its foliage begins to blush in colors of electric orange deepening to fiery red.  As this happens, the plant extends an eruptive red flower spike from its center, outfitted in shorter red toothed stems.  At the center of the spike is a felted torch-like inflorescence holding beautiful white and reddish-plum blooms.  The look is extraordinary and stunning!  It sort of reminds me of the Addams Family plant Cleopatra.  When blooms fade, orange berry-like fruits appear.

Bromelia balansae is definitely one of those plants you plant and leave alone to do its thing. It makes for a great verdant barrier or a super cool specimen in a place where it can be seen, appreciated, but not touched.  It likes full sun to part sun situations, well-draining soil, regular to low water, and is hardy to around 28 degrees fahrenheit/-2 degrees celsius.  Once established it is drought tolerant.  It looks cool planted in a subtropical or cactus garden where its savage beauty can electrify the landscape and cause a scene.  Teeth to the wind, I say.  Teeth to the wind.

Golden Glamour Super Jammer - Cassia brewsteri

|Cassia brewsteri floral profile|

|Cassia brewsteri floral profile|

It is amazing to me what color can do.  The mood it can set.  The reactions it can create.  Gold as a color has come to represent prestige, wealth, and wisdom.  When the color gold comes into view you can't miss it.  To see it raining down in showers of richly hued flowers can be a truly stunning spectacle.  You just want to bathe in all of its visual lusciousness.  This is what I experience each time I see Cassia brewsteri in bloom.  Cassia brewsteri, also commonly referred to as Leichardt's Bean, is a small evergreen tree from Queensland, Australia.  It's one of those you-don't-see-it-too-often-gotta-have-it trees.  It looks like a tree with the chic cascading floral form of Wisteria, combined with opulently pinnate glossy foliage, a handsome tree trunk furrowed in seductively dark grooves, and an overall branching pattern that looks hazy, draizy, dreamy from afar.

|Cassia brewsteri flower + form + foliage|

|Cassia brewsteri flower + form + foliage|

During the seasons of fall through spring seeing Cassia brewsteri in bloom makes you feel so alive.  Flower buds look like reddish-orange lanterns that then open up to reveal and deal a burst of golden yellow-orange petals.  Flowers are arranged in pendulous grape-like racemes the color of deep honey.  As added interest, cool cigar-shaped seed pods form after flowering.  This is indeed a tree for a garden of earthly delights.

Cassia brewsteri comes from wet, tropical areas in northeast Australia, but it does make itself at home beautifully in other tropical and subtropical climates.  It can grow anywhere from 6 -25 feet tall and wide.  It likes full sun to part sun conditions, well-draining soil that can hold some moisture, and regular watering until once established.  Once established this tree becomes drought tolerant.  It's also hardy down to 28 degrees fahrenheit/-2 degrees celsius tolerating light frost.

Cassia brewsteri looks amazing both in the ground and as a small specimen in a container.  It's definitely a 'feel good' plant.  I'd suggest this plant for any subtropical situation that needs a golden glow or a luxurious lift.

Jungle Love It's Driving Mad Making Me Crazy - Wigandia urens

|Wigandia urens in bloom|

|Wigandia urens in bloom|

The other day while out on a drive around the outskirts of Silver Lake my vision was suddenly consumed by vivid clouds of purple ascending up a lush hillside. Something about this hillside appeared more jungly than usual.  It had a Jurassic Park kind of vibe to it.  The plants on it looked like they were on steroids and the purple clouds floating just above the foliage were captivating.  After some investigating, I was pleasantly surprised to discover that what I was looking at is called Wigandia urens.  Now when I say this foliage has a jungle-like vibe I'm not kidding.

|Wigandia urens leaf canopy|

|Wigandia urens leaf canopy|

Wigandia urens comes to us from the moderate, temperate altitudes of Peru. Considered a shrub or small tree, this fast grower can reach 12-15 feet tall and 8-10 feet wide.  In the process, it creates a cool looking jungle-like canopy of 12-14 inch long, sometimes larger, rugged yet tropical foliage. So if you're into a subtropical scene look no further!  Very very cool.

|Wigandia urens flower + foliage + form|

|Wigandia urens flower + foliage + form|

Wigandia urens produces beautifully vivid sprays of flowers on the ends of stems from late winter through spring.  When many clusters are in bloom, the purple cloud of color they form above the foliage is spectacular!  It also attracts the hummingbirds and butterflies too.  Foliage and new stems are usually coated with stinging hairs much like those found on stinging nettle so a bit of caution is needed when handling.  The great thing about this plant is that it can grow in temperate Mediterranean regions as well as warm coastal locations. It likes full sun to part shade, moist yet rocky well-draining soil, and is hardy to around 30 degrees fahrenheit/-1 degree celsius.  It is frost tender, however, for it to be flourishing here in Silver Lake on a hillside that experienced frost-like temps last winter as well as experiencing periods of drought, its tolerance to conditions appears to be a bit variable.

Now I hear that Wigandia urens has a reputation for being quite the self sower and grower.  If I were to plant it I'd give enough space so that it could create a small, jungly grove-like setting.  It also does well in containers.  So here I go again...another plant to obsess over.  Super cool giant jungle-like foliage and vivid violet vivaciousness.  I'm in love!

Sci-Fi Lullaby - Sarracenia leucophylla

|Sarracenia leucophylla pitcher profile|

|Sarracenia leucophylla pitcher profile|

What have we here?  Is this an image of a new chair from the Milan Furniture Fair? Something new from the mind of Zaha Hadid? Or did it come from Planet X?  Check out those curves, the patterns of color, its otherworldly form.  Actually, it's more of a sci-fi lullaby from nature herself.  A beautiful beast of sorts.  Let me present to you...Sarracenia leucophylla which I've seen commonly referred to as the White Pitcher Plant or Crimson Pitcher Plant.  Nature has created a plant that is as beguilingly beautiful as it is diabolical by design.  Sarracenia leucophylla is a carnivorous plant.  It produces strangely wonderful modified leaves that are tall, narrow, and hypnotizing.

|Sarracenia leucophylla pitcher details|

|Sarracenia leucophylla pitcher details|

These leaves take on the form of lidded slender pitchers that start green at their base and fade to frosty white portals of peril filigreed with rich veins the color of a nice chianti.  It's these colorful portals that entice insects to sample the pitcher's sweet nectar both on the rim and inside the leaf.  Once inside, the insects find it difficult to find their way out and in turn fall deep to their doom landing in a mysterious pool of plant liquid only to be dissolved.  The nutrients from the dissolved insects are what feeds Sarracenia leucophylla.  Now as diabolical as this process seems, without it, these plants would not grow to produce their amazing kaleidoscopic foliage and their superstylin' spacecraft-like flowers.

|Sarracenia leucophylla foliage + flower|

|Sarracenia leucophylla foliage + flower|

Every time I see these flowers live and in concert, I'm blown away by how supernatural they are.  They look like something out of Close Encounters of the Third Kind or Avatar.  Cool looking is an understatement.  Sarracenia leucophylla does its growing in spring, summer, and fall.  In winter, plants tend to go dormant for 2 - 4 months.  New pitchers can form spring, summer, and fall.  Flowering occurs in late spring.

|Sarracenia leucophylla flower rear profile|

|Sarracenia leucophylla flower rear profile|

All in all, there is not an aspect of Sarracenia leucophylla that is not amazingly cool. A few things to note about Sarracennia leucophylla...it is a bog plant.  It loves constantly moist, wet conditions.  It grows best in full sun, soil mixes that are mostly sphagnum moss and part sand (a ratio of 2:1 is good), fed rainwater or distilled water, and absolutely no fertilizer or meat.  Yes, I said meat.  Some people get the idea that feeding a carnivorous plant meat will help it grow.  In fact, meat is too rich, and will kill the plant.  These plants look amazingly awesome in containers with drainage holes or set up in a bog garden.  Their look is almost unparalleled.  So unique and dare I say chic!

She's Got Electric Boots. A Mohair Suit. - Bartlettina sordida

|Bartlettina sordida foliage + flower|

|Bartlettina sordida foliage + flower|

Imagine a place where the ground touches the sky.  A place where the trees catch passing clouds, hold them, and filter their moisture to the environment below. Sounds pretty mystical doesn't it?  Well, in reality, there are a few places in the world where land and cloud converge to create what are known as cloud forests. One such place is Mexico.  Cloud forests can be tropical or subtropical.  But, in my opinion, it is where they are temperate that things become interesting, especially the plant life they produce.  One such amazing specimen perennial shrub to come from the Mexican Cloud Forest is the electrifying Bartlettina sordida also commonly called the Purple Torch or Blue Mist Flower.  Look at these flowers.  They look like live wires of electric lilac loveliness.  Oh, wait...what you are seeing above is only the start of the show.

|Bartlettina sordida in bloom|

|Bartlettina sordida in bloom|

SHAZAM!  Here are the flowers heads of Bartlettina sordida in full, shag-a-delicately sumptuous, bloom!  Seeing it bloom reminds me of watching a firework bursting in slow motion with the end result looking like a luminous cluster of colorful candy floss.  The scent that unfurls from these filaments of fantasy is a heavenly combination of luscious lilac with the slightest tones of sweet and spicy honey. The butterflies go gaga for this plant!

|Bartlettina sordida foliage + flower|

|Bartlettina sordida foliage + flower|

I discovered Bartlettina sordida some years ago when I purchased it from Annies Annuals.  I planted it in a bright but shady area with great air circulation.  In one season it grew into a 4 foot tall and wide shrub.  In its second season it grew 8 feet tall.  It kicked out some lushly large plush tropical leaves etched in rich rosy purple venation.  We're talking leaves the size of dinner plates!  In spring, it produced clusters of tightly bound buds at the ends of its stems.  Around April the buds began to burst open and by early May the flower heads were in full effect looking like an electric dream.

Now if you have a bright, shady place that gets good air circulation and has moist, rich, fertile, well-draining soil, then you've got a spot for a Bartlettina sordida.  This plant likes regular water and appreciates a feeding of fertilizer during the warm, growing season.  It is pretty hardy down to about 25/30 degrees fahrenheit or -1/-3 degrees celsius.  One thing to note about this Bartlettina is that its foliage gets pretty beat up during the winter months.  My suggestion is that come spring, prune any tall, gangly canes of the plant down to just above it's second stem node and strip any spent leaves.  Give it some fertilizer and watch for new shoots.  More than likely, it'll come back even more bushier and luscious than ever.  More stem growth means more bloom.

I say, if you're interested in giving your situation some interesting tropical impact, find yourself a Bartlettina sordida and get growing.  It is one plant that radiates a stylishly exotic allure like no other.

99 LuftBalloons, Well Sort Of. - Peritoma arborea

|Peritoma arborea floral profile with honeybee|

|Peritoma arborea floral profile with honeybee|

Nothing like capturing an intimate moment.  Here we have a honeybee gettin' busy and bedazzled with a flower that looks like it's giving us rays-of-the-sun realness. Rich yellow color.  Stigmas looking like sun beams.  Nature in its finest hour.  But wait.  Something super-fantastic-crazy-cool is going on behind the scenes.

|Peritoma arborea profile|

|Peritoma arborea profile|

Let me introduce you to one of California's finest native  shrubs, Peritoma arborea. Peritoma arborea is a multi-stemmed evergreen shrub that gets to be about 3 - 6 feet tall and wide.  From late autumn through midsummer, it produces inflorescence of strong, exuberant yellow flowers rich in color and ornament.  So beautiful and energizing.  Yet, that's not the end of the show from this California native.  As the flowers fade, this shrub's excitement takes on a different form.  A bizarrely, captivating form that makes it seem like a plant from another world.

|Peritoma arborea details|

|Peritoma arborea details|

Flowers fade and its strangely, surreal 2 inch pods that take over.  These balloon-like pods give Peritoma arborea its rousing common name of Bladderpod.  Small seeds are held in these pods.  As they mature, they provide the pods with a rattling sound. These puffy, inflated pods remind me of overgrown packing bubbles when squeezed and popped.  Pretty cool.

The other great thing about Peritoma arborea is that its flowers provide rich nectar nourishment to hummingbirds, bees, and butterflies. It's also a pretty tough customer when it comes to harsh elements such as drought and deer.  If things are too dry it can go deciduous to survive a spell and deer are not fond of the foliage.  To grow Peritoma arborea give it full sun, average soil, and low water.  It's hardy down to 0 degrees fahrenheit/-17 degrees celsius.

This is one California native that I'm crazy about.  It's the perfect plant for keeping the wilderness weird and wonderful.  Blooms just about year round, adorns itself with bizarrely beautiful seedpods, and is as tough they come.  Get it!  Grow it!  Know it!

Feel The Electric Euphoria Of Flora Fire - Eschscholzia californica 'Mikado'

|Eschscholzia californica 'Mikado' floral detail|

|Eschscholzia californica 'Mikado' floral detail|

Have you ever watched the coils of an electric stove heat up and glow?  Here's nature's simulation.  Throw in some silken flower petals and set the color to flambĂ©. The energy here is hot and spicy like looking into the mouth of a volcano.  What should we bring to sacrifice?!  Got anything drab and dreary?  Here we have the outstandingly opulence of Eschscholzia californica 'Mikado' commonly known as the Red California Poppy.  This has got to be, what I consider, one of the most beautiful wildflowers in the world.

|Eschscholzia californica 'Mikado' details|

|Eschscholzia californica 'Mikado' details|

Eschscholzia californica 'Mikado' is a red version of the California poppy.  The straight species, simply Eschscholzia californica, is a rich orange color.  I find Eschscholzia californica 'Mikado' to be in a class of beauty all its own.  There's something about its radiant red color with orange low lights that is absolutely magnificent!  This annual Californian wildflower is pretty easy to grow.  It's both heat and drought tolerant and tends to self sow for future displays of electrifying color. Plants tend to grow 6 - 12 inches tall and around 1 foot wide.  They outfit themselves in bluish grey-green, fern-like, frilly foliage.  Once flowers form they open with sunlight and remain closed when it's cloudy or overcast.  They also tend to look amazing when planted en masse giving us a California wildflower meadow vibe.

Eschscholzia californica 'Makido' like full sun, regular to average soils, and regular to low water.  Plant them via seed in autumn and in colder climes try spring.  Once they get growing and flowering you can expect blooms spring through summer.  They'll give you some gorgeous contrast between foliage and flower setting their flora on fire with a lavish electricity .

Fueling The Fires Of Flamethrowin' Fantasy - Euphorbia griffithii 'Fireglow'

|Euphorbia griffithii 'Fireglow' bract profile|

|Euphorbia griffithii 'Fireglow' bract profile|

What's happening here?!  Looks like we've got a five-alarm florific fire going on!  This foliage is ablaze with some super electric ember-like color that reminds me of a smoldering sunset.  Are you feelin' the floral fever going on here?!  May I introduce, Euphorbia griffithii 'Fireglow' sometimes referred to as Griffith's Spurge.  I first saw this amazing deciduous herbaceous perennial Euphorbia growing in a garden in Europe some years ago.  It was planted en masse and was burning up the landscape with some serious eye-catching color.  At first, I thought all of the color came from the flowers but then, in fact, I realized that its bracts were doing the bulk of the blazing. I had to have it!  The next year I got myself some, planted it, and watched as it set my garden on fiya!  Its effervescence made my backyard come alive.

|Euphorbia griffithii 'Fireglow' foliage + flower|

|Euphorbia griffithii 'Fireglow' foliage + flower|

Euphorbia griffithii 'Fireglow' is plant of many talents.  First, it's got fresh, apple green new growth that in autumn transforms into vibrant orange, crimson, and gold color. Secondly, it has vibrant red and fuchsia color running through its stems and mature foliage veins that give it a warm glow.  Lastly, who needs fancy flowers when you can let the foliage create the dreamlike drama of a shimmering summer sunset.  The actual flowers themselves look more like teeny, tiny, space age  tassels adorning the brilliant blaze of bracts.  The look is exceptionally unique.

|Euphorbia griffithii 'Fireglow' profile|

|Euphorbia griffithii 'Fireglow' profile|

Euphorbia griffithii 'Fireglow' is a pretty hardy deciduous herbaceous perennial that likes part sun conditions, well-draining soil,  and regular to low water .  It comes to us from the Himalayas, so guess what?  It's pretty hardy down to -25 degrees fahrenheit/-31 degrees celsius.  It tends to grow 2-3 feet tall and wide.  If you decide to grow this beautiful bush-fire-of-blazing-color, one way to keep it looking lush is to prune old stems down to the ground in winter.  This will encourage it to produce numerous new stems in spring and numerous new stems means abundant bursts of color come spring, summer, and autumn. My suggestion...find yourself some and catch the fever of the fire glow!

Lovin' The Smella Smella Smella Of This Umbrella-ella-ella - Melia azedarach

|Melia azedarach profile|

|Melia azedarach profile|

Transport yourself, if you will, to the forests of Asia and northern Australia.  Worlds away, perhaps, from what you know.  Let the peaceful quiet surround you only to be occasionally broken by the call of some tropical birds on the wing.  As you take in the experience you begin to inhale the swirling fragrance of something familiar yet different.  Delicate notes of a lilac fragrance with a tropical twist fill the air.  You look above and only, at first, notice the dappled warm sunlight streaming through breaks in the tree canopy overhead.  As you adjust your focus, you then begin to notice fine sprays of white flowers tinged in purples and blushed with pink color peppering the tropical forest foliage above.  The intoxicating fragrance you savor falls from these delicate flowers.  These flowers belong to the tropical forest tree known as Melia azedarach.  This tree has many common names...Pride-Of-India, Texas Umbrella-Tree and Persian Lilac to name a few.  I recently discovered this beautiful tree while walking the verdantly lush neighborhoods of Pasadena.  Its scent lured me like a moth to a flame.

|Melia azedarach foliage + flower detail|

|Melia azedarach foliage + flower detail|

Melia azedarach is in the Mahogany family.  It could be considered a tropical version of an Ash-like tree.  This sometimes semi-evergreen/deciduous tree can grow up to 25 feet tall and wide.  It outfits itself in gorgeous, smooth textured pinnate leaves on 2-3 foot stems giving it a lush yet graceful look.  As it matures, its canopy can take on a form resembling an inside-out umbrella.  Now, many consider this tree to be a weedy, invasive thing.  I'm of the mind that if you control something like this and keep it in check it can serve as a beautiful specimen.  As the saying goes, one person's trash is another one's treasure.  Melia azedarach likes full sun, fertile, well-draining soil, and is hardy down to 5 degrees fahrenheit/-15 degrees celsius.  One other thing to note about this tree is that after flowering it sets bead-like fruit that is toxic to all animals except birds. Now, I know this can turn people off, but you should know that there are great numbers of plants we grow in our homes, gardens, and offices that are just as toxic. My advice, when it comes to any plant, always research what you're growing or buying.  Like anything else in nature, respect your plants and they'll respect you in return.  Doing so with a tree as beautiful and fragrant as Melia azedarach is so worthwhile.